Tuesday, June 18, 2013
The Labour Councillor and his extra-terrestial friends
Just when politics is getting dull again, somebody comes along to cheer us all up. In this case it is Simon Parkes, a Labour Councillor who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council.
Councillor Parkes has fallen out with his wife after he revealed that he had had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.
According to the Northern Echo the 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year:
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.
Councillor Parkes, who also claims his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers, said people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences and that the encounters don't affect his work on behalf of Whitby residents.
“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fallback position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad.
“There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”
It is nice to see that the Labour Party remains as inclusive as ever, despite the control-freakery of the Blair/Brown years.
Councillor Parkes has fallen out with his wife after he revealed that he had had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.
According to the Northern Echo the 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year:
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.
Councillor Parkes, who also claims his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers, said people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences and that the encounters don't affect his work on behalf of Whitby residents.
“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fallback position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad.
“There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”
It is nice to see that the Labour Party remains as inclusive as ever, despite the control-freakery of the Blair/Brown years.
