Monday, December 24, 2007
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An appropriate place for this seasonal message:
Learn from Animals
Christmas time can be fraught with danger when let loose amongst
relatives, so here are a few tips you can pick up from your tabby...
If in doubt - wash.
When someone won't get up in the morning - jump on their bed.
If you don't like what you hear - don't listen.
See how many christmas decorations you can knock off the tree.
Toy with your presents - before you tear them open.
If you love your presents - purr.
If you don't like them - sulk.
When you get bored with a party, just curl up and go to sleep.
Insist on going out - then change your mind.
Act completely unimpressed with everything.
Be catty.
If anyone bothers you - hiss.
When someone has an allergy - sit on their lap.
Make sure everyone knows when you are hungry, but be choosy - they'll try
harder to please you.
To get attention - sharpen your claws on someone's leg.
Stay out all night and don't say where you've been.
from ampers@cix.co.uk
relayed by Frank Little
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Learn from Animals
Christmas time can be fraught with danger when let loose amongst
relatives, so here are a few tips you can pick up from your tabby...
If in doubt - wash.
When someone won't get up in the morning - jump on their bed.
If you don't like what you hear - don't listen.
See how many christmas decorations you can knock off the tree.
Toy with your presents - before you tear them open.
If you love your presents - purr.
If you don't like them - sulk.
When you get bored with a party, just curl up and go to sleep.
Insist on going out - then change your mind.
Act completely unimpressed with everything.
Be catty.
If anyone bothers you - hiss.
When someone has an allergy - sit on their lap.
Make sure everyone knows when you are hungry, but be choosy - they'll try
harder to please you.
To get attention - sharpen your claws on someone's leg.
Stay out all night and don't say where you've been.
from ampers@cix.co.uk
relayed by Frank Little
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