Sunday, October 02, 2005
Who will save this drowning party?
The analogy is so obvious that it seems a shame to even make it, but what the hell. The BBC report that a Conservative MP has turned lifesaver when he dragged a drowning man to safety. Michael Fabricant, MP for Lichfield, helped 18-year-old student Jack Shelley rescue a man, known only as Ian, from Minster Pool in Lichfield's centre.
Meanwhile, in Blackpool five men are vying for the right to try and pull the Conservative Party out of the sea, where it is slowly drowning. Has anybody warned them about the undercurrents? This is one rescue that may prove to be too late.
Meanwhile, in Blackpool five men are vying for the right to try and pull the Conservative Party out of the sea, where it is slowly drowning. Has anybody warned them about the undercurrents? This is one rescue that may prove to be too late.
