Friday, September 30, 2005
Looking under the bed
For those who like some certainty in their politics I offer this book by Katharine DeBrecht. According to the blurb "Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" is a full-colour illustrated book and a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism.
Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
The pitch goes on to claim that the book is perfect for parents who seek to share their traditional values with their children, as well as adults who wish to give a humorous gift to a friend. Designed at a reading level of 4-8 it is a must-read handbook for all Tory leadership candidates.
You could not make it up!
Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
The pitch goes on to claim that the book is perfect for parents who seek to share their traditional values with their children, as well as adults who wish to give a humorous gift to a friend. Designed at a reading level of 4-8 it is a must-read handbook for all Tory leadership candidates.
You could not make it up!
